Grampa:here's your question of the day: Is sex fattening?
Me:No, of course not.
Grampa:You're right, but with one qualification: you can't swallow.
studyroomkerfuffle:

30 more days

studyroomkerfuffle:

30 more days

cezizzle:


jarrencrackles:

yaichiko:

sonofasenorpickle:

hetaliafantasy:

antonio-smexyass:

candyreddaydreams:

feedmysoulwithmusic:

marylenagbang:

My period will now be called shark week.

SHARK WEEK.

SHARK WEEK.

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK


SHARK WEEK

Shark week?

cezizzle:

jarrencrackles:

yaichiko:

sonofasenorpickle:

hetaliafantasy:

antonio-smexyass:

candyreddaydreams:

feedmysoulwithmusic:

marylenagbang:

My period will now be called shark week.

SHARK WEEK.

SHARK WEEK.

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK

Shark week?

(Source: incendiary-wit)

Voldemort:Hey I just killed you
Voldemort:And this is crazy
Voldemort:Why are you still alive
Voldemort:You stupid baby
Christine:Asama's like Aziz Ansari if Aziz were less funny and I wanted to punch him in the face.