| Grampa: | here's your question of the day: Is sex fattening? |
| Me: | No, of course not. |
| Grampa: | You're right, but with one qualification: you can't swallow. |
Sep. 19, 2012 at 6:44pm with 1,276 notes
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Apr. 25, 2012 at 8:54pm with 16,175 notes
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My period will now be called shark week.
SHARK WEEK.
SHARK WEEK.
SHARK WEEK
SHARK WEEK
SHARK WEEK
SHARK WEEK
SHARK WEEK
SHARK WEEK
Shark week?
8:50pm with 532 notes
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Apr. 17, 2012 at 11:27pm with 80,764 notes
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| Voldemort: | Hey I just killed you |
| Voldemort: | And this is crazy |
| Voldemort: | Why are you still alive |
| Voldemort: | You stupid baby |
| Christine: | Asama's like Aziz Ansari if Aziz were less funny and I wanted to punch him in the face. |